'Chocolate Rain' Original Song by Tay Zonday

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

I told myself I wasn't going to post this bizarre song that has become an Internet phenomenon, but it's been in my head all afternoon. So you can suffer with me.

Taylor Mali on what teachers make

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxsOVK4syxU

Amen. I'm not a teacher because I "can't do." I'm not a teacher because it is a really hard, thankless job.