Red ships of spain!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SnuS4EsDWEA

"It's the most upsetting experience I've ever had in a theater. The only time the audience applauded was when I whipped a battery at the actors."

RIP Robert Goulet. :(

Super Bowl XLI: Robert Goulet Emerald Nuts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEqNpO_FuJI

Alas, we no longer have to fear our stuff being messed with.