The Spider House Rules

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQD7eC5wRSk

My favorite part is when the woman says that Spider-Man is a "very New England" name.

Ode to a Superhero

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1OKby8aXoO4

This might sound weird, but I genuinely think that this is one of the greatest lyrics ever written:

And he's ridin' around on that glider-thing
And he's throwin' that weird pumpkin-bomb
Yes he's wearing that dumb Power Rangers mask
But he's scarier without it on.

It fits the meter of the song so beautifully and it makes me laugh every time.